Like A Boss (Uncensored Version) with lyrics
June 6, 2009 by admin
Filed under Be Your Own Boss
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lyrics
Mr. Samberg Thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem
So you’re in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I’m the boss
Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Well the first thing I do is…
Talk to to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micromanage (like a boss)
Promote Synergy (like a boss)
Hit on Debra (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Sallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss)
No promotion (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (like a boss)
Shit on Debra’s desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh man I can’t ing do it… !
Pussy out (like a boss)
Puke on Debra’s desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Suck a dude’s dick (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own dick (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
Fuck its brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Now I’m dead (like a boss)
Uh huh. So that’s an average day for you then?
No doubt
You chop your balls off and die?
Hell yeah
And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick
Nope!
Actually I’m pretty sure you did
Nah, that ain’t me
Okay, well this has been eye opening for me
I’m the boss
Yeah, no I got that. You said it about four-hundred times
I’m the boss
Yeah yeah I got it!
I’m the boss
No I heard you, see ya later
LIKE A BOSS!
Featuring Seth Rogen.
The Lonely Island is Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer & Jorma Taccone.
Duration : 0:1:59
Like a Boss!
Like a Boss!
You chop your balls …
You chop your balls off and die.
Hell yeah.
Unexpected sucking …
Unexpected sucking @ 1:04
“you said something …
“you said something about sucking your own dick?
“Nope!”
Is lonely island …
Is lonely island working with WKUK ????!!!???
eat chicken strips …
eat chicken strips *like a boss*…lol…i wanna eat chiken strips…but i really dont wanna suck a man dixk or my own…or even a fish…damn…this is hillarious
EAT A BAGEL LIKE A …
EAT A BAGEL LIKE A BOSS
send some faxes
send some faxes
swallow sadness!
swallow sadness!
i agree… who …
i agree… who really gives a flying ?
LOL
LOL
yes, because you …
yes, because you commenting on how we spend our time is a much better use of time >_>
“like a boss”
not ” …
“like a boss”
not “Boss”
you retard
42 times you retards
42 times you retards
Who gives a sit how …
Who gives a sit how many times he says “like a boss”! You 3 need to do something better with your time!
no, you are both …
no, you are both wrong, he says “like a boss” 38 times….count ‘em
he said balls …
he said balls dumbass….you know, BALLS….as in plural….as in more than one…like two….as in both of them….this sinking in?
Hit on Debra (like …
Hit on Debra (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Hilarious!
you can still …
you can still someone with out balls just cant but u still have a dick…..retard
he can it …
he can it without 1 ball he still has 1 more and a dick lol
how can he the …
how can he the fish’s brains if he chopps his balls off? take a look……. Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
Fuck its brains out (like a boss)
he says like a boss …
he says like a boss 40 times
Uh huh. So that’s …
Uh huh. So that’s an average day for you then?
No doubt
You chop your balls off and die?
Hell yeah
And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick
Nope!
Actually I’m pretty sure you did
Nah, that ain’t me
Okay, well this has been eye opening for me
I’m the boss
Yeah, no I got that. You said it about four-hundred times
I’m the boss
Yeah yeah I got it!
I’m the boss
No I heard you, see ya later
LIKE A BOSS!
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lol it says LIKE A …
lol it says LIKE A BOSS 39 times